- What do you call a Labrador Retriever with a cold? A snotty nose! 
- How do you know if a Labrador Retriever is really happy to see you? When they wag their tails so hard that their whole body wiggles! 
- What do you get when you cross a Labrador Retriever with a sheep? A woolly retriever! 
- Why did the Labrador Retriever join the circus? Because they wanted to be the top dog! 
- What do you call a Labrador Retriever that loves to swim? A water dog! 
- What do you get when you cross a Labrador Retriever with a baseball player? A dog that's always looking for a good catch! 
- Why did the Labrador Retriever go to the doctor? Because they were feeling ruff! 
- What do you get when you cross a Labrador Retriever with a flower? A dog that's always in bloom! 
- Why was the Labrador Retriever's math homework so hard? Because they kept barking up the wrong tree! 
- What do you get when you cross a Labrador Retriever with a tomato? A dog that's always ketchup!