What do you call a Labrador Retriever with a cold? A snotty nose!
How do you know if a Labrador Retriever is really happy to see you? When they wag their tails so hard that their whole body wiggles!
What do you get when you cross a Labrador Retriever with a sheep? A woolly retriever!
Why did the Labrador Retriever join the circus? Because they wanted to be the top dog!
What do you call a Labrador Retriever that loves to swim? A water dog!
What do you get when you cross a Labrador Retriever with a baseball player? A dog that's always looking for a good catch!
Why did the Labrador Retriever go to the doctor? Because they were feeling ruff!
What do you get when you cross a Labrador Retriever with a flower? A dog that's always in bloom!
Why was the Labrador Retriever's math homework so hard? Because they kept barking up the wrong tree!
What do you get when you cross a Labrador Retriever with a tomato? A dog that's always ketchup!
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